Some story I just made

Based on a some what true story
By: Luke Mozena

Richie Kornhusker was born on Jan. 15, 2012, in his hometown of Omaha, Nebraska. The legend says that he found a yo-yo in his first week on this planet. Richie has had success all his life. At the age of 2 he built his first car engine, and at the age of 5 he built his first computer. At the age of 10 he performed open-heart surgery in a crowded opera house with a ball point pen. He then went on to have more success and more fame in his life. He went to college and met his roommate. His roommates name was Gregory and Gregory also had success all his life. The only difference was Gregory was 12 and Richie was 16. One day they went to class and they got their tests back and Gregory did better on his test so Richie dropped out of college and killed the teacher with a staple remover. Richie then went on playing with his yo-yo and entered competitions and always finished second. Usually 3 days later the first place winner would end up dead on a road or under a rock in the Pacific Ocean. Richie entered a tournament in Las Vegas and the winner got $100,000. Richie defeated everybody and got to the championship in which he went up against Gregory. Gregory won in the last seconds where he flipped through the yo-yo circle he made. On the third day after the championship Richie came up from behind Gregory, except Gregory heard him and strangled Richie to death with the only thing he had with him, a yo-yo. Gregory had more success than Richie did. At the age of 3 he wrote a 12,000 page book on trigonometry and how he mastered it in 3 years. At the age of 5 he found out that he has almost every disease know except every cancer. He lived his life through the pain and went to college at age 12. He just now accepted a CEO Job at McDonalds. He accepted it because it was a great opportunity to get rich quick after he already owned 99% of the McDonalds in North and South America. He spent his life as a multi-zillionaire in the rich part of Los Angeles. July 25th was the most tragic day of his young life. James Bond came into his McDonalds and shot Gregory in the chest because his food was not ready in 007 seconds. His son took the inheritance and everything Gregory owned. His son Danny had very many friends but some of them only liked him for the things he now owned. He then died in a robbery attempt to steal all his money. The robbers died by a security alarm that blew them to pieces on the way out of his house. Nobody ever figured out who they were.